Funny! If they IM'd
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Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
IF THEY IM'D STAR JONES AND BARB WALTERS
hehe thats somewhat amusing . . . SOMEWHAT PEOPLE!!!
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Thursday, May 29, 2008
If They IM'd Star Jones and Barbara Walters
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Madonna Tour Dates Announced!!!
Apparently this info has been out for a while now . . heh heh I been lagging on some stuff lately I guess this is one of them things eh? I shoulda been on the ball with this one . . .
23-Aug - Cardiff Millennium Stadium - Fri. May 16
26-Aug - Nice Stade Charles Ehrmann - Fri. May 16
28-Aug - Berlin Olympic Stadium - Wed. May 21
02-Sept - Amsterdam Arena - Sat. May 17
04-Sept - Dusseldorf LTU Arena - Wed. May 21
06-Sept - Rome Olympic Stadium - Fri. May 23
09-Sept - Frankfurt Commerzbank Arena - Wed. May 21
11-Sept - London Wembley Stadium - Fri. May 16
20-Sept - Paris Stade de France - Fri. May 16
03-Oct - E. Rutherford Izod Center - Mon. May 19
06-Oct - New York City Madison Square Garden - Mon. May 19
07-Oct - New York City Madison Square Garden - Mon. May 19
15-Oct - Boston TD BankNorth Garden - Sat. May 17
18-Oct - Toronto Air Canada Centre - Sat. May 24
22-Oct - Montreal Bell Centre - Sat. May 24
26-Oct - Chicago United Center - Sat. May 17
30-Oct - Vancouver BC Place Stadium - Sat. May 24
01-Nov - Oakland Oracle Arena - Sun. June 1
04-Nov - San Diego Petco Park - Sun. June 1
06-Nov - Los Angeles Dodger Stadium - Sun. June 1
08-Nov - Las Vegas MGM Grand Garden Arena - Sat. May 31
11-Nov - Denver Pepsi Center - Sat. May 31
16-Nov - Houston Minute Maid Park - Sat. May 31
19-Nov - Philadelphia Wachovia Center - Mon. June 2
22-Nov - Atlantic City Boardwalk Hall - Mon. June 2
24-Nov - Atlanta Philips Arena - Sat. May 31
26-Nov - Miami Dolphin Stadium - Sat. May 31
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Gay Marriage Update: California: Gay Marriages To Begin June 17th
Posted By: Sean E. Melton
| Gay Marriage Update: California: Gay Marriages To Begin June 17th
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Ouch turns out . . Barry Fouled last night . . .
Jerry Lara / San Antonio Express-News
The Lakers' Derek Fisher comes down on top of San Antonio's Brent Barry, who was trying to get off a last-second shot during the Lakers' 93-91 victory Tuesday in San Antonino, in the fourth game of the Western Conference finals.
NBA says Fisher fouled Barry
Jerry Lara / San Antonio Express-News
The Lakers' Derek Fisher comes down on top of San Antonio's Brent Barry, who was trying to get off a last-second shot during the Lakers' 93-91 victory Tuesday in San Antonino, in the fourth game of the Western Conference finals.
In a statement, the league says the Lakers' guard made contact with the Spurs' guard in the closing seconds of Game 4 and two free throws should have been awarded. Lakers won the game by two points.
Talk about a late whistle.
Twenty-four hours after he collided with the San Antonio Spurs' Brent Barry with Game 4 of the Western Conference finals on the line, the Lakers' Derek Fisher was called for a foul.
"With the benefit of instant replay, it appears a foul call should have been made," said a statement by NBA spokesman Tim Frank.
With the Spurs trailing by two, Barry, a 95% free-throw shooter in the regular season, would have been given a two-shot foul, giving the Spurs a shot at overtime in a game in which they never led.
Unfortunately for San Antonio, the admission does nothing more than set the record straight. The result will not change, the Spurs still trailing 3-1 in the best-of-seven series after walking off the AT&T Center court Tuesday night 93-91 losers.
Game 5 is tonight at Staples Center.
With just over two seconds to play, Barry had the ball and the game in his hands just beyond the three-point arc when he suddenly found Fisher in his face. Fisher made an ill-timed leap to block the potential game-winning shot, coming down on Barry's left side as the Spurs guard tried to step around Fisher for a better angle.
A hush settled over the crowd, the fans straining for the sound of a whistle that never came. Barry put up an awkward shot that bounced harmlessly to the right of the hoop, the next sound being a collective sigh by the Lakers.
Before the statement by the NBA late Wednesday, league spokesman Brian McIntyre said referees Joey Crawford, Joe Forte and Mark Wunderlich may have been following a league guideline in failing to make a call.
"There is an explanation in the rule book," said McIntyre, "that there are times during games when the degree of certainty necessary to determine a foul involving physical contact is higher. That comes during impact time when the intensity has risen, especially at the end of a game. In other words, if you're going to call something then, be certain."
Gregg Popovich, concluding his 12th season as the Spurs' head coach, has never heard of such an advisory in all his years of dealing with referees.
"It's a very strange thing," said Popovich, also before the league's statement. "If you talk to an official, the official will tell you that the game is called at the end of the game exactly like it is during the meat of the game. That's their story and they're going to stand by it. In reality, personally, I don't think that's true and I can give a thousand examples that things are called differently down the stretch where I think most referees feel -- and I agree with them -- that things need to be more definitive before you're going to make a call. A referee is going to be hesitant to make a call that could decide a game at the end unless it's really either gross or obvious. So, that's why I said, if I was an official, I would not have called that a foul at the end of the game."
Former Lakers guard Norm Nixon, now a television analyst, feels it was up to Barry to force a referee to blow his whistle.
"Refs don't like to make that kind of call to decide a game," Nixon said, "unless it's a hard, hard foul. As it was, at a time like that in a playoff game, I thought it was a good non-call."
Instead of trying to avoid Fisher, Nixon said, Barry should have turned into him, and attempted the shot.
"If he had gone on with the continuation of the play," Nixon said, "it would have been an obvious foul and it would have been called. The problem was, he dribbled away and then took a shot. If you can create contact, you are going to get the call."
Flopping backward to the floor after Fisher banged into him would have been an effective selling point as well.
"When I played and had the ball in a situation like that," Nixon said, "I felt the defender was more afraid of me then I was of him. He was not going to foul me and put me on line. So I felt confident I could get my shot."
For Popovich, it's a dead issue, overshadowed by the specter of elimination.
"It's a tough loss. . . . The players and the coaches are human," he said. "We have to focus [on the] next game in hopes that we can win that game and survive. . . . If you don't let it go, you can't focus on the task at hand."
Times staff writer Jonathan Abrams contributed to this report.
steve.springer@latimes.com
Twenty-four hours after he collided with the San Antonio Spurs' Brent Barry with Game 4 of the Western Conference finals on the line, the Lakers' Derek Fisher was called for a foul.
"With the benefit of instant replay, it appears a foul call should have been made," said a statement by NBA spokesman Tim Frank.
With the Spurs trailing by two, Barry, a 95% free-throw shooter in the regular season, would have been given a two-shot foul, giving the Spurs a shot at overtime in a game in which they never led.
Unfortunately for San Antonio, the admission does nothing more than set the record straight. The result will not change, the Spurs still trailing 3-1 in the best-of-seven series after walking off the AT&T Center court Tuesday night 93-91 losers.
Game 5 is tonight at Staples Center.
With just over two seconds to play, Barry had the ball and the game in his hands just beyond the three-point arc when he suddenly found Fisher in his face. Fisher made an ill-timed leap to block the potential game-winning shot, coming down on Barry's left side as the Spurs guard tried to step around Fisher for a better angle.
A hush settled over the crowd, the fans straining for the sound of a whistle that never came. Barry put up an awkward shot that bounced harmlessly to the right of the hoop, the next sound being a collective sigh by the Lakers.
Before the statement by the NBA late Wednesday, league spokesman Brian McIntyre said referees Joey Crawford, Joe Forte and Mark Wunderlich may have been following a league guideline in failing to make a call.
"There is an explanation in the rule book," said McIntyre, "that there are times during games when the degree of certainty necessary to determine a foul involving physical contact is higher. That comes during impact time when the intensity has risen, especially at the end of a game. In other words, if you're going to call something then, be certain."
Gregg Popovich, concluding his 12th season as the Spurs' head coach, has never heard of such an advisory in all his years of dealing with referees.
"It's a very strange thing," said Popovich, also before the league's statement. "If you talk to an official, the official will tell you that the game is called at the end of the game exactly like it is during the meat of the game. That's their story and they're going to stand by it. In reality, personally, I don't think that's true and I can give a thousand examples that things are called differently down the stretch where I think most referees feel -- and I agree with them -- that things need to be more definitive before you're going to make a call. A referee is going to be hesitant to make a call that could decide a game at the end unless it's really either gross or obvious. So, that's why I said, if I was an official, I would not have called that a foul at the end of the game."
Former Lakers guard Norm Nixon, now a television analyst, feels it was up to Barry to force a referee to blow his whistle.
"Refs don't like to make that kind of call to decide a game," Nixon said, "unless it's a hard, hard foul. As it was, at a time like that in a playoff game, I thought it was a good non-call."
Instead of trying to avoid Fisher, Nixon said, Barry should have turned into him, and attempted the shot.
"If he had gone on with the continuation of the play," Nixon said, "it would have been an obvious foul and it would have been called. The problem was, he dribbled away and then took a shot. If you can create contact, you are going to get the call."
Flopping backward to the floor after Fisher banged into him would have been an effective selling point as well.
"When I played and had the ball in a situation like that," Nixon said, "I felt the defender was more afraid of me then I was of him. He was not going to foul me and put me on line. So I felt confident I could get my shot."
For Popovich, it's a dead issue, overshadowed by the specter of elimination.
"It's a tough loss. . . . The players and the coaches are human," he said. "We have to focus [on the] next game in hopes that we can win that game and survive. . . . If you don't let it go, you can't focus on the task at hand."
Times staff writer Jonathan Abrams contributed to this report.
steve.springer@latimes.com
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Saturday, May 24, 2008
No One Mourns The Wicked
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CITIZENS OF OZ:
Good news!
She's dead!
The Witch of the West is dead!
The wickedest witch there ever was
The enemy of all of us here in Oz
Is Dead!
Good news!
Good news!
SOMEONE IN THE CROWD:
(spoken) Look! It's Glinda!
GLINDA:
(spoken) Fellow Ozians:
(sung) Let us be glad
Let us be grateful
Let us rejoicify that goodness could subdue
The wicked workings of you-know-who
Isn't it nice to know
That good will conquer evil?
The truth we all believe'll by and by
Outlive a lie
For you and -
SOMEONE IN THE CROWD:
No one mourns the Wicked
ANOTHER PERSON:
No one cries "They won't return!"
ALL:
No one lays a lily on their grave
MAN:
The good man scorns the Wicked!
WOMEN:
Through their lives, our children learn
ALL:
What we miss, when we misbehave:
GLINDA:
And Goodness knows
The Wicked's lives are lonely
Goodness knows
The Wicked die alone
It just shows when you're Wicked
You're left only
On your own
ALL:
Yes, Goodness knows
The Wicked's lives are lonely
Goodness knows
The Wicked cry alone
Nothing grows for the Wicked
They reap only
What they sow
GLINDA(spoken): Are people born Wicked? Or do they have
Wickedness thrust upon them? After all, she had
a father. She had a mother, as so many do:
FATHER:
How I hate to go and leave you lonely
MOTHER:
That's alright - it's only just one night
FATHER:
But know that you're here in my heart
While I'm out of your sight
GLINDA:
(spoken)
And like every family - they had their secrets
LOVER:
Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty
I've got one more night left, here in town
So have another drink of green elixir
And we'll have ourselves a little mixer
Have another little swallow, little lady,
And follow me down.
GLINDA:
(spoken) And of course, from the moment she was born,
she was - well - different
MIDWIFE:
It's coming
FATHER:
Now?
MIDWIFE:
The baby's coming
FATHER:
And how!
MIDWIFE:
I see a nose
FATHER:
I see a curl
MIDWIFE AND FATHER:
It's a healthy, perfect,
Lovely, little -
MIDWIFE:
(screams)
FATHER:
(spoken) Sweet Oz!
MOTHER:
(spoken) What is it? what's wrong?
MIDWIFE:
How can it be?
FATHER:
What does it mean?
MIDWIFE:
It's atrocious
FATHER:
It's obscene!
MIDWIFE AND FATHER:
Like a froggy, ferny cabbage
The baby is unnaturally
ALL:
Green!
FATHER:
(spoken) Take it away, take it away!
GLINDA:
(spoken) So you see - it couldn't have been easy!
ALL:
No one mourns the Wicked!
Now at last, she's dead and gone!
Now at last, there's joy throughout the land
And Goodness knows
We know what Goodness is
Goodness knows
The Wicked die alone
GLINDA:
She died alone
ALL:
Woe to those (Woe to those)
Who spurn what Goodnesses
They are shown
No one mourns the Wicked
GLINDA:
Good news!
CROWD:
No one mourns the Wicked!
GLINDA:
Good news!
ALL:
No one mourns the Wicked!
Wicked!
Wicked!
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Good news!
She's dead!
The Witch of the West is dead!
The wickedest witch there ever was
The enemy of all of us here in Oz
Is Dead!
Good news!
Good news!
SOMEONE IN THE CROWD:
(spoken) Look! It's Glinda!
GLINDA:
(spoken) Fellow Ozians:
(sung) Let us be glad
Let us be grateful
Let us rejoicify that goodness could subdue
The wicked workings of you-know-who
Isn't it nice to know
That good will conquer evil?
The truth we all believe'll by and by
Outlive a lie
For you and -
SOMEONE IN THE CROWD:
No one mourns the Wicked
ANOTHER PERSON:
No one cries "They won't return!"
ALL:
No one lays a lily on their grave
MAN:
The good man scorns the Wicked!
WOMEN:
Through their lives, our children learn
ALL:
What we miss, when we misbehave:
GLINDA:
And Goodness knows
The Wicked's lives are lonely
Goodness knows
The Wicked die alone
It just shows when you're Wicked
You're left only
On your own
ALL:
Yes, Goodness knows
The Wicked's lives are lonely
Goodness knows
The Wicked cry alone
Nothing grows for the Wicked
They reap only
What they sow
GLINDA(spoken): Are people born Wicked? Or do they have
Wickedness thrust upon them? After all, she had
a father. She had a mother, as so many do:
FATHER:
How I hate to go and leave you lonely
MOTHER:
That's alright - it's only just one night
FATHER:
But know that you're here in my heart
While I'm out of your sight
GLINDA:
(spoken)
And like every family - they had their secrets
LOVER:
Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty
I've got one more night left, here in town
So have another drink of green elixir
And we'll have ourselves a little mixer
Have another little swallow, little lady,
And follow me down.
GLINDA:
(spoken) And of course, from the moment she was born,
she was - well - different
MIDWIFE:
It's coming
FATHER:
Now?
MIDWIFE:
The baby's coming
FATHER:
And how!
MIDWIFE:
I see a nose
FATHER:
I see a curl
MIDWIFE AND FATHER:
It's a healthy, perfect,
Lovely, little -
MIDWIFE:
(screams)
FATHER:
(spoken) Sweet Oz!
MOTHER:
(spoken) What is it? what's wrong?
MIDWIFE:
How can it be?
FATHER:
What does it mean?
MIDWIFE:
It's atrocious
FATHER:
It's obscene!
MIDWIFE AND FATHER:
Like a froggy, ferny cabbage
The baby is unnaturally
ALL:
Green!
FATHER:
(spoken) Take it away, take it away!
GLINDA:
(spoken) So you see - it couldn't have been easy!
ALL:
No one mourns the Wicked!
Now at last, she's dead and gone!
Now at last, there's joy throughout the land
And Goodness knows
We know what Goodness is
Goodness knows
The Wicked die alone
GLINDA:
She died alone
ALL:
Woe to those (Woe to those)
Who spurn what Goodnesses
They are shown
No one mourns the Wicked
GLINDA:
Good news!
CROWD:
No one mourns the Wicked!
GLINDA:
Good news!
ALL:
No one mourns the Wicked!
Wicked!
Wicked!
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Wicked the Musical - Popular ((LIVE On The Today Show))
Awwwww Kristin Chenowith and Idina Menzel!!!! I love Wicked!!!!
Usher - Love in This Club - Acoustic
David Choi . . . This cat is so unbelievably talented and not only that . . he's actually amazingly sexy . . . and that is hot . . talented+sexy=hot
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Yeah Bitch . . I'm BACK in Business!!!
Posted By: Sean E. Melton
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, because the cold hard truth is the cold hard truth . . you bitches think I'm somewhere dyin inside? yeah right ppppffffffwwwwtttttt not a chance . . but I'm back aby any you are my FIRST witness!!!!
I'm gonna show you that good guys don't always win
I'm gonna show you the brighter side of living in sin.
So when you're six feet under, you won't wonder why
Just 'cause you got a halo don't mean that you can fly.
If you thought it was over, you're way off track
You made a blunder, and...
Chorus:
You put me back, back in business,
This ain't no hit or miss, I'm gonna get my way.
'Cause you put me back, back in business,
You're my first witness, and I'm here to stay.
I'm gonna show you good guys always finish last
Speaking of virtue, being nice is a thing of the past.
When I want something done, I'll say it with a gun
Just 'cause you're an angel don't mean you're having fun.
I just wanted to thank you for what you lack
Hope they don't hang you, 'cause...
(chorus)
A tisket, a tasket, you've lost your yellow basket.
(Spoken:) You don't know if you want to hit me or kiss me.
I just wanted to thank you for what you lack
Hope they don't hang you, 'cause...
(chorus)
He's back in business now
Give me a hand and I'll take a bow.
He's back in business now
Bah dah dah, bah dah dah, bah dah dah, bah dah dah.
He's coming back in style
Give me an inch and I'll take a mile.
He's back and why oh why
Bah dah dah, bah dah dah, bah dah dah, bah dah dah.
(repeat)
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I'm gonna show you the brighter side of living in sin.
So when you're six feet under, you won't wonder why
Just 'cause you got a halo don't mean that you can fly.
If you thought it was over, you're way off track
You made a blunder, and...
Chorus:
You put me back, back in business,
This ain't no hit or miss, I'm gonna get my way.
'Cause you put me back, back in business,
You're my first witness, and I'm here to stay.
I'm gonna show you good guys always finish last
Speaking of virtue, being nice is a thing of the past.
When I want something done, I'll say it with a gun
Just 'cause you're an angel don't mean you're having fun.
I just wanted to thank you for what you lack
Hope they don't hang you, 'cause...
(chorus)
A tisket, a tasket, you've lost your yellow basket.
(Spoken:) You don't know if you want to hit me or kiss me.
I just wanted to thank you for what you lack
Hope they don't hang you, 'cause...
(chorus)
He's back in business now
Give me a hand and I'll take a bow.
He's back in business now
Bah dah dah, bah dah dah, bah dah dah, bah dah dah.
He's coming back in style
Give me an inch and I'll take a mile.
He's back and why oh why
Bah dah dah, bah dah dah, bah dah dah, bah dah dah.
(repeat)
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Monday, May 19, 2008
Oh BLOODY HELL!
Oh my fucking god! So I was walking up the sidewalk to my friend Robert's house to go hang out for a while and this dude is walking and talking on his phone and he gets right in front of me so i try to manuver around him and the dance began. Instead of using his fucking mind he kept getting right in front of me so finally I'm all excuse me and I dip to the right thinking I avoided him. I ended up gouging my head on some jackass's metal apartment awning. The dude on the phone was just like oh sorry and stayed on the phone like there was nothing wrong. Then out of nowhere I feel this warmth on my face and i'm like oh shit blood and alot of it. Luckily for me though I had a wet rag with me because it was hot and I hate sweating. Anyhow i got this rag on my head and all these people are staring at me and I'm trying to stay calm. Blood is gushing I call Robert and tell him that I'm outside bleeding really bad. He comes gets me i'm still bleeding like There's no tomorrow and at this point I'm actually thinking jesus maybe there is no tomorrow and i'm gonna bleed to death. Anyhow long story short Robert helped get me cleaned up. I don't know if i'm gonna need stitches yet or not the wound is pretty bad I have to concede. I don't want to have to go to the hospital but if worse comes to worse I guess I will. For now I'm fine. I'm always fine.
Hawaii In My Mind
Posted By: Sean E. Melton
There is this store on the ground floor of my building here in Long Beach. It's pretty nondescript nothing exciting just a convenience store that sells your average convenience store stuff you know chips soda's cigarettes that sort of stuff. The woman who owns it is Chinese I believe. Her prices are horrendous. But I love this store. In fact I adore it. I will not go anyplace else if I can help it. Why? Funny you should ask. I won't go anyplace for one reason and believe it when I tell you that It's not the customer service, although Kay (o.k., this isn't even her name the woman Kay sold the joint a while back after she got paid from the State Lottery for selling someone a winning Lotto Ticket in her store . . . I have no idea who this woman is, but I call her Kay nonetheless, and she doesn't seem to mind) is fairly personable with a quick hello and a slight smile. The reason I am pretty exclusive to Kay and her store is because of the smell. The smell reminds me of when I lived in Hawaii. Most stores have that generic everything smell. Stale mop water. Hot dogs. Tobacco. The Slurpey ooze from the Slurpey machine . . . That type of smell. But Kay's Market smells like Hawaii. It smells like orchids and Ti Leaves and mango and papya. It smells like the salty trade winds and like the evening rain in August. Hawaii in my mind had a distinct and unique fragrance that if I could capture in a Bottles and sell I wouldn't. The smell is so nostalgic and ingrained into my memory that even if I knew I'd make a billion dollars off of the deal I still wouldn't bottle it. I don't spend a lot of time in Kay's place I'm to buy what I need and then right back out the door. I don't linger although I suppose I could. i don't want that smell to go away.g don't want it to become another faded memory. I loved Hawaii immensely. I loved the people I loved my experiences there. i mean Hawaii is where I came out. Hawaii is where I kissed my first boy ( he was deaf . . . I admit it, I didn't want to have to talk to him) Hawaii in my mind is home to me and that is something that I never want to lose . So I'll keep shopping at Kay's Market and I'll still relish in the delight of knowing that every time I go in to buy my water or cigarettes or late night bag of Chili Cheese Frito's that the smell I'm smelling is Hawaii in my mind.
There is this store on the ground floor of my building here in Long Beach. It's pretty nondescript nothing exciting just a convenience store that sells your average convenience store stuff you know chips soda's cigarettes that sort of stuff. The woman who owns it is Chinese I believe. Her prices are horrendous. But I love this store. In fact I adore it. I will not go anyplace else if I can help it. Why? Funny you should ask. I won't go anyplace for one reason and believe it when I tell you that It's not the customer service, although Kay (o.k., this isn't even her name the woman Kay sold the joint a while back after she got paid from the State Lottery for selling someone a winning Lotto Ticket in her store . . . I have no idea who this woman is, but I call her Kay nonetheless, and she doesn't seem to mind) is fairly personable with a quick hello and a slight smile. The reason I am pretty exclusive to Kay and her store is because of the smell. The smell reminds me of when I lived in Hawaii. Most stores have that generic everything smell. Stale mop water. Hot dogs. Tobacco. The Slurpey ooze from the Slurpey machine . . . That type of smell. But Kay's Market smells like Hawaii. It smells like orchids and Ti Leaves and mango and papya. It smells like the salty trade winds and like the evening rain in August. Hawaii in my mind had a distinct and unique fragrance that if I could capture in a Bottles and sell I wouldn't. The smell is so nostalgic and ingrained into my memory that even if I knew I'd make a billion dollars off of the deal I still wouldn't bottle it. I don't spend a lot of time in Kay's place I'm to buy what I need and then right back out the door. I don't linger although I suppose I could. i don't want that smell to go away.g don't want it to become another faded memory. I loved Hawaii immensely. I loved the people I loved my experiences there. i mean Hawaii is where I came out. Hawaii is where I kissed my first boy ( he was deaf . . . I admit it, I didn't want to have to talk to him) Hawaii in my mind is home to me and that is something that I never want to lose . So I'll keep shopping at Kay's Market and I'll still relish in the delight of knowing that every time I go in to buy my water or cigarettes or late night bag of Chili Cheese Frito's that the smell I'm smelling is Hawaii in my mind.
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Slutbucks . . . Spread your Tail-fin baby!!!
Posted By: Sean E. Melton
May 17, 2008 -Saturday
| If its NOT ONE THING, Its a freaking another! OHLALAMAG.COM POSTED this and I thought it was funny...If the Christians are not complaining about one thing, its another..seriously, get a life.
"A Christian group based in San Diego found grounds for outrage over the new retro-style logo. I had no idea some people were that bored .... The Resistance says the new image "has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute. It's extremely poor taste, and the company might as well call themselves Slutbucks." LOL! The logo will run on Starbucks cups for "several more weeks," said company spokeswoman Bridget Baker, and will live on as the logo for Pike Place bags of coffee." source The funny thing is . . This "New Retro Logo" is in fact a slightly altered version of Starbucks Original Siren Logo from back in the day before they went "corporate" . . . the only difference between this logo and the original original is that the original original has nipples . . . what's even funnier, is that the reason Starbucks got rid of this logo is the fact that the Original Original Siren well she can't be trademarked or copy written (is that the word?) . . the reason? The Original Original Siren has been around for nearly five hundred years. Starbucks got into a little tiff when they tried to sue someone else for using the logo, Meanwhile . . those wacky Right-Wing-Ding Christians and their hair brained ideas . . . go figure . . . |
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Friday, May 16, 2008
Go Lakers Go Lakers
Posted By: Sean E. Melton
The Lakers won against the Utah Jazz in Utah in the 4th . . . Awwww yeah. . .
The Lakers won against the Utah Jazz in Utah in the 4th . . . Awwww yeah. . .
by a lousey 3 points . . . eh it's cool . . .
Oh This is important too. . .
Posted By: Sean E. Melton
Oh wow They're letting folks in to help. Well gee That's super swell of them isn't it?
Oh wow They're letting folks in to help. Well gee That's super swell of them isn't it?
Gays To Wed. . . And that rocks!
Posted By : Sean E. Melton
Today's headline of the Los Angeles Times. Congratulations to all those who've fought so hard for this. Although I don't wish to marry I applaud those who do. This has been a long fought battle. And from what the paper says there is already opposition mounting for the November ballot to have the California State Constitution amended to can same sex marriage out right. But fight on ya'll fight on because once the ballot initiative fails and I predict it will there is no appealing the State Supreme Courts ruling because the decision rests on California's Constitution. Therefore the U.S. Supreme Court has no ruling jurisdiction. I believe that from here on out this is a dead issue as it should have been all along. Who marry's whom is nobody's business but the two folks getting hitched. I mean come on why grit that whenever someone doesn't like or agree with something they yell God! Like God really has a place in it anymore. We've got religious leaders committing every scandalous sin in the book From adultery to rape to child molestation. In Nigeria the The Anglican Church is allowing the State Police to go in and TERRORIZE Parishoners who don't support Mugabe . . . We've got an entire church organization, from lay people all the way up to the church hierarchy covering up their pedophilic transgressions and yet they want to condem people who want to be married? What the fuck is up with that? Dolks, I'm sorry . . but it's time ya'll learn to SEPERATE the SECULAR from the RELIGIOUS and MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS!!!!
Today's headline of the Los Angeles Times. Congratulations to all those who've fought so hard for this. Although I don't wish to marry I applaud those who do. This has been a long fought battle. And from what the paper says there is already opposition mounting for the November ballot to have the California State Constitution amended to can same sex marriage out right. But fight on ya'll fight on because once the ballot initiative fails and I predict it will there is no appealing the State Supreme Courts ruling because the decision rests on California's Constitution. Therefore the U.S. Supreme Court has no ruling jurisdiction. I believe that from here on out this is a dead issue as it should have been all along. Who marry's whom is nobody's business but the two folks getting hitched. I mean come on why grit that whenever someone doesn't like or agree with something they yell God! Like God really has a place in it anymore. We've got religious leaders committing every scandalous sin in the book From adultery to rape to child molestation. In Nigeria the The Anglican Church is allowing the State Police to go in and TERRORIZE Parishoners who don't support Mugabe . . . We've got an entire church organization, from lay people all the way up to the church hierarchy covering up their pedophilic transgressions and yet they want to condem people who want to be married? What the fuck is up with that? Dolks, I'm sorry . . but it's time ya'll learn to SEPERATE the SECULAR from the RELIGIOUS and MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS!!!!
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Gays More Likely To Buy Gay-Friendly Brands
Posted By: Sean E. Melton
Study: Gays More Likely To Buy Gay-Friendly Brands
Wednesday, May 14, 2008 8:30 AM ET
According to a new study, Bravo, Apple, Showtime, HBO, Absolut and Levi's are the gay-friendliest brands. WalMart, Dunkin' Donuts, Cracker Barrel, Exxon Mobil and Samsung earn the lowest marks from gay and lesbian consumers, according to the 2008 Prime Access/PlanetOut Gay and Lesbian Consumer Study released today. A total of 2,259 adults, gay and straight, ages 18-64, participated in the study. According to the study, more than two-thirds (68%) of gay and lesbian consumers said they are more likely to buy from a company they considered to be gay-friendly, a perception they base largely on a company's ads.
Bravo tops survey of gay-friendly companies
Apple, Showtime follow in second, third spots
By Andrew Wallenstein
May 13, 2008, 03:58 PM
NBC Universal's Bravo emerged as the most "gay-friendly" company, according to a survey from Prime Access and PlanetOut.
Four of the top five brands ranked were from the media and technology sectors. Following Bravo were Apple, Showtime and HBO.
It was 52% of gay consumers polled who recognized Bravo, which has aired many series featuring gay personalities including "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" and "Working Out," as gay-friendly. Bravo also was perceived as highly gay-friendly among straight consumers (28%).
Among gay consumers, Apple finished second with a 39% score, followed by Showtime (35%) and HBO (34%). The list was rounded about by nonmedia companies including Absolut, Levi's and American Express.
None of the companies perceived as least gay-friendly was in the media and technology sector. Top finishers included BP, Gilette, Cadillac and Kraft.
The poll also found that the media was most likely to shape consumer perceptions relating to gay-friendliness. Friends, company advertising and family also ranked high.
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California Supreme Court Overturns Gay Marriage Ban
Posted By: Sean E. Melton
California Supreme Court overturns Gay Marriage Ban...
SAN FRANCISCO - The California Supreme Court has overturned a gay marriage ban in a ruling that would make the nation's largest state the second one to allow gay and lesbian weddings.
The justices' 4-3 decision Thursday says domestic partnerships are not a good enough substitute for marriage. Chief Justice Ron George wrote the opinion.
The city of San Francisco, two dozen gay and lesbian couples and gay rights groups sued in March 2004 after the court halted San Francisco's monthlong same-sex wedding march.
The case before the court involved a series of lawsuits seeking to overturn a voter-approved law that defines marriage as a union between a man and a woman.
With the ruling, California could become the second state after Massachusetts where gay and lesbian residents can marry.
"What happens in California, either way, will have a huge impact around the nation. It will set the tone," said Geoffrey Kors, executive director of the gay rights group Equality California.
California already offers same-sex couples who register as domestic partners the same legal rights and responsibilities as married spouses, including the right to divorce and to sue for child support. It's therefore unclear what additional relief state lawmakers could offer short of marriage if the court renders the existing ban unconstitutional.
A coalition of religious and social conservative groups is attempting to put a measure on the November ballot that would enshrine California's current laws banning gay marriage in the state constitution.
The Secretary of State is expected to rule by the end of June whether the sponsors gathered enough signature to qualify the marriage amendment, similar to ones enacted in 26 other states.
The cases before the California court were brought by the city of San Francisco, two dozen gay and lesbian couples, Equality California and another gay rights group in March 2004 after the court halted San Francisco's monthlong same-sex wedding march that took place at Mayor Gavin Newsom's direction.
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Givin It To Bush. . . Nice and Hard.
Posted By: Sean E. Melton
To Keith Oberman of MSNBC. . . Dude you are such an incredible stud. The commentary you gave was amazing thought provoking passionate and true. . . The president should be ashamed of who he is and what He's done to this country to the people of this country to the world at large and especially to to the folks of the middle east who didn't need this war on terror when the real terrorist is george bush and his cronies. I applaud you. Not that you need my applause but someone needed to tell the truth and deliver to Bush a serving of crow that has been cooking for a long time now. The worst president in history and one of the worst human beings in history as well. Congratulations.
To Keith Oberman of MSNBC. . . Dude you are such an incredible stud. The commentary you gave was amazing thought provoking passionate and true. . . The president should be ashamed of who he is and what He's done to this country to the people of this country to the world at large and especially to to the folks of the middle east who didn't need this war on terror when the real terrorist is george bush and his cronies. I applaud you. Not that you need my applause but someone needed to tell the truth and deliver to Bush a serving of crow that has been cooking for a long time now. The worst president in history and one of the worst human beings in history as well. Congratulations.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Tragic sadness
I cried this morning. I cried and I couldn't stop. When I saw this picture on the front page of the Los Angeles Times my heart just broke. Here this kid is trapped under all this rubble not knowing what's happening to him. Not knowing whether He's going to die. The look of abject horror That's in his eyes was enough to bring me to tears. Not just for him but for all That's happened in China with It's loss of at a minimum of 12000 people and the number is rising but also my heart goes out to those people in Myanmar who are suffering because of Cyclone Nargis at last count it was some 120000 people and rising. The world is falling apart people. Literally. This is a very scary time in the world. I wonder what happened to the boy in this picture and if He's safe now.
Monday, May 12, 2008
Black Box Gold Box . . . Take away The Sorrow
Posted By: Sean E. Melton
I have in my hands two boxes, Which God gave me to hold.
He said, "Put all your sorrows in the black box,
And all your joys in the gold."
I heeded His words, and in the two boxes,
Both my joys and sorrows I stored,
But though the gold became heavier each day,
The black was as light as before.
With curiosity, I opened the black box,
I wanted to find out why,
And I saw, in the base of the box, a hole,
Which my sorrows had fallen out by.
I showed the hole to God, and mused,
"I wonder where my sorrows could be!"
He smiled a gentle smile and said, "My child, they're all here with me."
I asked God, why He gave me the boxes,
Why the gold and the black box with the hole?
"My child, the gold box is for you to count your blessings, The black box is for you to let go."
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Phuzzehlogik!
He said, "Put all your sorrows in the black box,
And all your joys in the gold."
I heeded His words, and in the two boxes,
Both my joys and sorrows I stored,
But though the gold became heavier each day,
The black was as light as before.
With curiosity, I opened the black box,
I wanted to find out why,
And I saw, in the base of the box, a hole,
Which my sorrows had fallen out by.
I showed the hole to God, and mused,
"I wonder where my sorrows could be!"
He smiled a gentle smile and said, "My child, they're all here with me."
I asked God, why He gave me the boxes,
Why the gold and the black box with the hole?
"My child, the gold box is for you to count your blessings, The black box is for you to let go."
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Phuzzehlogik!
Friday, May 09, 2008
Tax Proposals? Are you serious?
Posted By: Sean E. Melton
The California Legislatures new tax proposals are down right stupid. Sorry you bunch of idiots but they are dumb. An iTunes tax? Are you fucking kidding me? If ya'll had half a brain you'd see just how lame that is. I mean if you are gonna tax iTunes why not the rest of the Internet as well? A 25 cent per bag Plastic Bag Tax on plastic shopping bags? Oh get real. That's all I have to say about that. 5 cents maybe . . perhaps even 10 cents, but the 25 cent thing that's actually showing just how greedy you bitches really are. If you want to reduce the amount of money spent pay yourselves what you're really worth . . . NOTHING! A tax of a buck 80 on each six pack of beer sold? Yeah I can see why ya'll are getting threats from folks. OK tax the beer but since You're going that route tax your wine as well. A 25% tax on pornography strip clubs and other ADULT entertainment. . . Uh fellas isn't that a little steep? What the hell is a yacht sloophole? There's a tax break for criminals? What the hell tax break is this? Meanwhile you morons need to figure something else out because I'm not so sure You're taxes are gonna float so well. I know I'm not voting for any of them. Sorry.
The California Legislatures new tax proposals are down right stupid. Sorry you bunch of idiots but they are dumb. An iTunes tax? Are you fucking kidding me? If ya'll had half a brain you'd see just how lame that is. I mean if you are gonna tax iTunes why not the rest of the Internet as well? A 25 cent per bag Plastic Bag Tax on plastic shopping bags? Oh get real. That's all I have to say about that. 5 cents maybe . . perhaps even 10 cents, but the 25 cent thing that's actually showing just how greedy you bitches really are. If you want to reduce the amount of money spent pay yourselves what you're really worth . . . NOTHING! A tax of a buck 80 on each six pack of beer sold? Yeah I can see why ya'll are getting threats from folks. OK tax the beer but since You're going that route tax your wine as well. A 25% tax on pornography strip clubs and other ADULT entertainment. . . Uh fellas isn't that a little steep? What the hell is a yacht sloophole? There's a tax break for criminals? What the hell tax break is this? Meanwhile you morons need to figure something else out because I'm not so sure You're taxes are gonna float so well. I know I'm not voting for any of them. Sorry.
Thursday, May 08, 2008
Just a thought. . .
Posted By: Sean E. Melton
What you see is news, what you know is background, what you feel is opinion. - Lester Markel
What you see is news, what you know is background, what you feel is opinion. - Lester Markel
Monday, May 05, 2008
Incredible . . . Luvin' It
This one's for you Ali . . .
Just one of those things
When everything goes incredible
And all is beautiful
(Can't get my head around, I need to think about it) (x2)
And one of those things
That used to get you down
Now have no effect at all
Cause life is beautiful
(Can't get my head around it, I need to think about it) (x2)
Remembering the very first time
You caught that some ones' specials eye
And all of your care dropped
And all of the world just stopped
(I hope) I want to go back to then
Got to figure out how, got to remember when
I felt it, it thrilled me
I want it, to fill me
Just one of those things
When everything goes incredible
And all is beautiful
(Can't get my head around, I need to think about it) (x2)
And one of those things
That used to get you down
Now have no effect at all
Cause life is beautiful
(Can't get my head around it, I need to think about it) (x2)
You don't know what you got 'til it's gone
And everything in life just goes wrong
Feels like nobody's listening
And something is missing
(I hope) I want to go back to then
Got to figure out how, got to remember when
I felt it, it thrilled me
I want it, to fill me
Just one of those things
When everything goes incredible
And all is beautiful
(Can't get my head around, I need to think about it) (x2)
And one of those things
That used to get you down
Now have no effect at all
Cause life is beautiful
(Can't get my head around it, I need to think about it) (x2)
I remember when
You were the one
You were my friend
You gave me life
You were the sun
You taught me things
I didn't run
I fell to my knees
I didn't know why
I started to breathe
I wanted to cry
I need a reminder
So I can relate
I need to go back there
Before it's too late
It's time to get your hands up
It's time to get your body groving (x4)
Just one of those things
When everything goes incredible
And all is beautiful
(Can't get my head around, I need to think about it) (x2)
And one of those things
That used to get you down
Now have no effect at all
Cause life is beautiful
(Can't get my head around it, I need to think about it) (x2)
Incredible
Let's finish what we started
Incredible
You're welcome to my party
I don't want this to end
I am missing my best friend
It was incredible
There is no reason
(Sex with you is...)
Incredible
(Hey girl)
Just finish what we started
(Let's finish where we started girl)
Incredible
(Hey girl)
You're welcome to my party
(I'm coming to your party girl)
Don't want this thing to end
I'm missing my best friend
Yes it was incredible
There's no reason to pretend
Incredible
It's time to get your body groving
It's time to get your hands up (continuing in the background)
It's incredible, unbelievable
It's incredible, unachievable
It's incredible, metaphysical
It's incredible
(Sex with you is...)
Incredible
Let's finish what we started
Incredible
You're welcome to my party
(I'm coming to your party) (x2)
Incredible
(Hey girl)
Just finish what we started
(Let's finish where we started girl)
Incredible
(Hey girl)
(Hey girl, let's finish where we started, hey girl)
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Phuzzehlogik!
Friday, May 02, 2008
America's Bitch Sheriff Michael Corona.
This is hilarious former orange county sheriff Michael Carona is making secret motions to note his corruption trial out of Souther California because he doesn't feel that he can get a FAIR TRIAL here because of a radio program. I'm sorry America's Top Corrupt Sheriff deserves whatever he receives and should eat it gladly. I mean He's caused his position. Destroyed the faith of the community and basically proved that law enforcement is a big joke and shouldn't be trusted because folks working in law enforcement are bigger criminals than the criminals they lock away. Michael Corona suck it bitch because That's what You're gonna be doing in prison right after those boys up there make you their bitch. Ha ha ha how funny would that be Sheriff Mike getting ass raped by the same fellas he locked up. Bwhahahahahaha.
Edward Junsay's On The Move. . . Again!!
So it appears that our dear Mister Edward Junsay is on the move yet again. It's been recently discovered that his filthy coniving thieving using whoring good for nothing shady sloppy loser ass has decided He's going to Los Angeles. All I can say is perfect. That works out wonderfully for me. I can hardly wait until that moment when Mister Edward Junsay and I run into each other again. I'm sure the experience will be Mind Blowing for him as well. In other News Mark Junsay Edward Junsay's younger more inbred brother is a scary looking mother fucker and I don't mean oh I'm scared I mean oh god you think You're hot? I think your looks just made me throw up a little in the back of my mouth and I sort of liked that a little more than looking at you! Ha ha ha oh dear.
Rihanna - Take A Bow [Official Real Video HQ]
That was quite a show . . you were really quite a mazing . . but you look so dumb right now . . .
Chris Brown - With You
Because all I wanna be is with you . . . when everyone else around the world is loving who they're with here I am alone . . . but with you
Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love
I keep bleeding . . keep keep bleeding love I keep bleeding keep keep bleeding love . . .
Mariah Carey - Bye Bye (T4 4Music Performance) [With Lyrics]
This is for my people who just lost somebody . . . over and over and over again!!!!!!
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